Girl 1 [dragging friend round Boots]: I just need something to make my lips go all fat.
Girl 2: A punch?
Old Lady: Oh look, there's the opticians!
Husband: Where?
Alan Bennett's got nothing on me.
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Heroic Persons
- Eric Morecambe
he brings me sunshine - Faramir
graceful, faithful, courageous, imaginary ... - Fred Dibnah
the last Victorian - Gervase Phinn
I want a BIG STICK!!! - GK Chesterton
Floating on an Infinite Sea - J R R Tolkien
'the creative equivalent of a people' - Jesus
one of my oldest friends - JK Rowling
Contemporary Inkling - Louis Armstrong
A voice warm enough to make you smile all over! - Peter Pan
He never grew up - Sherlock Holmes
precisely - Spike Milligan
everybody's favourite crazy grandpa - when he died I cried - T E Lawrence
Lawrence of Arabia [you really should find out why he's such a legend] - The Inklings
The Staffwork of the Omnipotent
Not as good, because it's fictional, but:
Wife: Nature! I detest all nature!
Husband: But you are part of nature, my dear.
Wife: I am not!
Husband: But if you are not part of nature, my dear, then what are you?
Wife: I am a woman! A WOMAN!
[from Gormenghast, but you knew that ...]
Posted by: MisterDavid | May 10, 2011 at 03:25 PM